Forget passing the cranberry sauce with a polite smile—it's time to bring pure rock-and-roll attitude to Thanksgiving dinner! This hilarious shirt features a badass turkey rocking dark sunglasses and a leather jacket alongside the scannable quote "Zero Plucks Given". It’s the ultimate uniform for dodging awkward family questions and ruling the holiday in unbothered style.

Key Features:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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