Make a loud, rebellious statement before anyone even sits down to eat. Featuring a cool turkey in shades and leather paired with the blunt quote "Zero Plucks Given", this high-impact [item] serves as your official warning label to the room: you're here for food, fun, and zero holiday drama.

Key Features:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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