Look, after four years of hard work, you've finally earned your PhD in eating Christmas cookies and napping on the couch. This sarcastic hoodie prints the official collegiate motto "North Pole University" right across your frame—acting as your hilarious, pre-emptive defense against doing any real work until January.

Key Features:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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