(Wait, wrong drink!) This shirt is for the pirate who has officially run out of ships to give. It’s a comfortable way to tell the world that you’ve unsubscribed from the newsletter of "Unnecessary Worries."

Key Features:

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk

Size guide