Look, adulting is 90% showing up and 10% pretending you know what you're doing. This sarcastic muscle shirt prints a bold white box and brushstroke script displaying "Get Up, Dress Up, Show Up, Never Give Up" right across your frame—acting as your official, hilarious pass to execute your daily routine with zero excuses.
Key Features:
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
Key Features:
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Look, adulting is 90% showing up and 10% pretending you know what you're doing. This sarcastic muscle shirt prints a bold white box and brushstroke script displaying "Get Up, Dress Up, Show Up, Never Give Up" right across your frame—acting as your official, hilarious pass to execute your daily routine with zero excuses.
Key Features:
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
Key Features:
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• 32 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |