Forget polite table manners—you’re showing up to Thanksgiving with maximum swagger! This shirt features a smug turkey in gold aviator shades standing with arms crossed against a retro sunset badge, crowned by the arched title "Coolest Turkey at the Table". It’s your official, wearable pass to claim the best seat on the couch, grab the biggest drumstick, and rule dinner with effortless style.
Key Features:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
Forget polite table manners—you’re showing up to Thanksgiving with maximum swagger! This shirt features a smug turkey in gold aviator shades standing with arms crossed against a retro sunset badge, crowned by the arched title "Coolest Turkey at the Table". It’s your official, wearable pass to claim the best seat on the couch, grab the biggest drumstick, and rule dinner with effortless style.
Key Features:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |